Thursday, August 04, 2011

Done Blogging, Going to the Irrelevant Wilderness

I think I am done blogging. Blogging is no longer relevant. I don't want to twit or tumble or work really hard maintaining an internet presense. I think my life is fucked and I need to fix things and like, try to make money and write books I want to write.

1. If you would like to contact me for an interview or article or anything, my email is noah.cicero@gmail.com

2. I'm going to the wilderness of the irrelevant, the relevant bores me. I look at the relevant and think nothing, my mind goes dead, I have few things in common with anyone anymore. I'm reading Froissart and listening to Darius Rucker. I do like some new Bon Iver songs though.

3. If you want to give me a job, I don't care where, if it is in Florida or a safe part of Mexico, I'll go. I would like 11 dollars an hour and to get health care. I also don't care what the job is, I no longer have any self respect.

4. I will sell my printed books and ebooks for 20,000 dollars, hell I'll sell you every blogpost, everything is for sell. Send me an email and I'll sell them to you, you don't have to publish them, you can just give me the money. You can burn them or fuck them or kill me, it will be okay.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hootie?! Man, that IS desperate.

Eliza Scott said...

Keep writing! You Inspire me.

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Kevin said...

"I have few things in common with anyone anymore" precisely. I feel the same way.

adamabroad said...

Better song choice, if you ask me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_yKYHWdZ7I

adamabroad said...

Or if you prefer the original, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kND8TRZap8Y

Anonymous said...

""I have few things in common with anyone anymore" precisely. I feel the same way."

GO TO HELL.

Alexander J. Allison said...

Do what you like, but know that you will be missed.

Never feel worried about coming back. You'll be met with open arms.

It is good to have priorities, Noah, but it seems better to manage the life you have created.

Louise said...

You have made a contribution. That matters a lot.

I can relate. Today was the last day of my part time retail job. I moved into my sister's garage/office last week :(

Anonymous said...

your blog makes me real

Anonymous said...

No shitting you... i got internet for my apartment because i started reading your (and sam pink's) blog at work after reading all your books. before, i didn't give a shit. now i'm doing all this shit online basically because amazon recommended your books. i wish you would keep it up, but understand how disspirited a person can get. leave it now, pick it back up later (please)

Ben K said...

I will miss reading your blogs, Noah. And I imagine your community of readers will as well.

Anonymous said...

man, your blog has had such a massive impact on the way i think and view the world... your writing has this way of making things seem new somehow...

good luck, noah. you'll be missed.

giles ruffer said...

if blogging is no longer relevant then it seems like it might be the perfect place for the writer that has no interest in the relevant.

just saying.

hope you manage to get burning babies and treatise rereleased. i really want to read them.

Anonymous said...

please don't stop. t.t

Rohitpal said...

Really This is nice blog till i have been visited. Innocent photos are wonderful. I think this is the blog which i was search before. it so informative and i enjoyed very much from it . so thanks you very much to created such a nice blog & written article. Keep writing you honesty inspire me.

Anonymous said...

You can not stop blogging, please! I read your blog from Argentina and that is far away man... don't be rude!
So, once I find a blog that is worth you say that you are not longer writting?
Well part of my free time is fucked up.

Jonny Ross said...

i am saddened by this development but understand the sentiment completely.

best of luck in your future endeavors.

Nathan DePriest said...

people still give a fuck that you're not posting cool shit.

Anonymous said...

GOOD LUCK NOAH
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, WE LOVE YOU
HOPE TO READ SOME MORE OF YOUR PROSE SOMEDAY

www.crearpaginaweb.com said...

This won't actually have success, I think so.

Anonymous said...

hi Noah

it's too bad your blog is on hiatus.

maybe you could get a creative writing teaching job at this program i saw advertized on htmlgiant.

http://www.uakron.edu/neomfa/

sounds badass. why wouldn't they be interested in a pioneering underground novelist, Ohio native?

alan said...

Sorry to hear. I’ve always really liked your stuff. Hope things get better soon.

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Torresaocz said...

if blogging is no longer relevant then it seems like it might be the perfect place for the writer that has no interest in the relevant. just saying. hope you manage to get burning babies and treatise rereleased. i really want to read them.

Martin said...

if blogging is no longer relevant then it seems like it might be the perfect place for the writer that has no interest in the relevant. just saying. hope you manage to get burning babies and treatise rereleased. i really want to read them.

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